Sorry, But I already Sort of 'Hate' Her

Turns out Sarah Palin, our next VP-over-my-Canadian-bound-body — besides being a sadistic hunter and an oil-slicked, unqualified MILF — altered her Wiki.

Truth be told, I had to edit mine in recent days too. Not because of any impending run for office, but because somebody wrote that I donated 9 million yen to Chinese earthquake victims. As benevolent as that is, it ain't true. Maybe they meant to change Al Roker's.